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Famous lines from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

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  • For what?Ted
  • Oh, yeah.Ted
  • Stand up?Ted
  • He's dead?Bill
  • Well, yeah.Bill
  • Noah's wife.Ted
  • School, dude!Bill
  • Ted, stand up.Mr. Ryan
  • Uh-oh, we're late!Bill
  • Bill, I'm waiting.Mr. Ryan
  • You totally blew it, dude.Ted
  • That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!Bill
  • And that is why we need a triumphant video!Ted
  • Yes, son, stand up. Now.. who was Joan of Arc?Mr. Ryan
  • Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we have decent instruments.Bill
  • Well, how can we have decent instruments if we don't really even know how to play?Ted
  • So Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a "short, dead dude.Mr. Ryan
  • Yes, Bill, but.. I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen before we have a triumphant video.Ted
  • Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant, the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super-band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar.Bill
  • Party on, dudes!