Famous lines from As Good as It Gets (1998)

The lines

20 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• HELP ME!Melvin Udall

• Shh! Shh!Frank Sachs

• Don't touch!Melvin Udall

• Stop it! Shh!Frank Sachs

• Which color was that?Simon Bishop

• Have you seen Verdell?Simon Bishop

• What does he look like?Melvin Udall

• OH! Don't touch! Don't touch!Melvin Udall

• That's great! That's terrific.Man at table

• Assault and battery! And you're black!Melvin Udall

• Oh, now I'm pissed! Now, I am REALLY PISSED!Melvin Udall

• POLICE! DONUT-MUNCHING MORONS! HELP ME! HELP ME..!Melvin Udall

• People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch. Eat up!Melvin Udall

• My dog. You know, my dog with the adorable face? Don't you know what my dog looks like?Simon Bishop

• Uh.. like thick molasses, with a broad nose. Perfect for smelling trouble and prison food.Melvin Udall

• I said, "You love me the way you do your remote control as long as I switch every time you press one of my buttons.Woman at table

• Oh, I got it. You were talking about your dog. I thought it was the name of that colored man I've been seeing in the halls.Melvin Udall

• Shut up! You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude, but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell, home boy! My grandmother had more attitude!Frank Sachs

• BRACE YOURSELF FOR MELVIN

• A comedy from the heart that goes for the throat.