Famous lines from Assassination of a High School President (2008)

The lines

18 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• With what?Bobby Funke

• Hey, Funke.Francesca Fachini

• Hey, Francesca.Bobby Funke

• You already have a date?Francesca Fachini

• You wanna go to homecoming with me?Bobby Funke

• I assume you all know why you're here.Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick

• It's just everyone already has a date.Francesca Fachini

• So, what are you doing in the men's room?Bobby Funke

• I still don't see why you wanna go with me.Bobby Funke

• Well, not like "go" go. I mean, not like for real.Francesca Fachini

• Yeah, why not? I mean, you're like the school's Wolf Blitzer now.Francesca Fachini

• Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter. I'm into Woodward and Bernstein.Bobby Funke

• Let me guess. You finally want to start that boy band you've been dreaming about.Samantha "Sam" Landis

• Well, I thought I might find a man in here. Are you a man, Funke? I'm just screwing with you. I just need your help.Francesca Fachini

• Whoever stole the SATs. I need you to find them and get them back. I aced that thing, I know it. I was just in the zone.Francesca Fachini

• Landis, do I come down to the strip club where you work and knock the dick out of your mouth? Against the wall. You're late.Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick

• Except for the mathletes.. and maybe that wrestler with the jock itch on his face. So yeah.. The only person I can go with is you.Francesca Fachini

• I wanted to thank you for finding the SATs. And for showing me what a douche Paul really is. See, the thing is, I seem to have lost my date to homecoming, and I wanted to know if you'd go with me.Francesca Fachini