Famous lines from Back to School (1987)

The lines

19 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• So did I.Thornton Melon

• Who is that?Dr. Turner

• Oh, Phillip.Dr. Turner

• Home, Sweet Home.Thornton Melon

• When's our first class?Thornton Melon

• I liked the old house better.Lou

• I liked the old wife better, too!Lou

• Oh, I think he was just having fun.Dr. Turner

• I wasn't speaking to you, Mr. Melon.Dr. Phillip Barbay

• When I used to fall asleep in high school.Thornton Melon

• Wait a minute. When did you dream about going to college?Jason Melon

• Uh, right.. Phil. In Mr. Melon's defense, it was a really big check.Dean Martin

• Oh really? I can't wait to get him in my class. We'll see just how much fun he is then.Dr. Phillip Barbay

• It's a simple matter of undermining the efforts of our best students, who are here as the result of hard work!Dr. Phillip Barbay

• Boy, what a great-looking place. When I used to dream about going to college, this is the way I always pictured it.Thornton Melon

• Ah, Phillip.. so glad you could make it. Mr. Melon, this is Dr. Phillip Barbay. He's the dean of our new Melon School of Business.Dean Martin

• Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache. Lou, I can't believe it. Married five years. Seems like yesterday! And you know what a lousy day yesterday was.Thornton Melon

• David, I just want to get it on record that I am totally against this. I don't think that selling admission to an obviously unqualified student is either ethical or honorable.Dr. Phillip Barbay

• That.. is Mr. Thornton Mellon. The world's oldest living freshman.. and the walking epitome of the decline in modern education. The stupid clod thinks he can buy his way out of the gutter.Dr. Phillip Barbay