Famous lines from Bad Santa (2003)

The lines

19 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• Excuse me?Bob Chipeska

• Oh, no, we.Marcus

• My fuck stick!Willie

• I'm sorry, your gear?Bob Chipeska

• Oh, just forget it! Hacks!Fired Santa

• Performance, like, sexual?Willie

• Yes. Your performance. You know, the..Bob Chipeska

• Willie, take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is.Marcus

• Harrison, will you let me explain, please? Financially.Bob Chipeska

• Hi. Bob Chipeska. Welcome. Great photo and resumè, by the way.Bob Chipeska

• He's not going to say "fuck stick" in front of the children, is he?Bob Chipeska

• So, I don't want his unpleasantness affect your performance in any way.Bob Chipeska

• Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what you're saying to me?Willie

• I'm so glad you two can come at such a short notice. You two are perfect for this job, truly.Bob Chipeska

• Thanks. You know, we've been at this for a long time and all, so we like to think we do a good job.Marcus

• Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget. Believe me, if it was I don't think they like midget. I think you're supposed to call them.Bob Chipeska

• Get Naughty this Holiday Season.

• He's very naughty.. and not very nice.

• He doesn't care if you're naughty or nice.