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Famous lines from Better Off Dead (1985)

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The lines

14 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

  • Uh, his what?Lane Myer
  • Alright let's go!Lane Myer
  • Two dollars. cash.Johnny
  • Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.Lane Myer
  • Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.Johnny
  • "I cannot do it" is your middle name.Monique Junot
  • Uh, how you say... octopus.. testicles.Monique Junot
  • Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.Johnny
  • Well.. it's funny see.. my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz..Lane Myer
  • I have a great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in woodshop and the fair housing committee condemned it. I can't.Lane Myer
  • I thought if Casanova and I in there had nothing to say to each other, he'd get bored go away. Instead he uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me!Monique Junot
  • I want my two dollars!
  • Insanity doesn't run in the family, it gallops.
  • Teenage life has never been darker.. or funnier..