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Famous lines from Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

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  • Good afternoon.Mark
  • I'm sorry, I'm not quite fi..Bridget
  • Anyone going to introduce me?Perpetua
  • Surely not, just stir it, Una.Mark
  • Hi! You like me just the way I am..Bridget
  • So, why do you want to work in television?Richard
  • Oh, Mark, I know you by reputation of course.Perpetua
  • No Pam. And besides I'm busy, gravy needs sieveing.Bridget
  • Come on. Why don't we see if Mark fancies a gherkin.Mother
  • I've got to leave my current job because I've shagged my boss.Bridget
  • Mark! You remember Bridget. She used to run around your lawn with no clothes on, remember?Mother
  • Ding dong! Maybe this was the mysterious Mr. Right I'd been waiting my whole life to meet. Maybe not.Bridget
  • Shut up, please. I am very busy and important. P. S. How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?Bridget
  • If walking past my office was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt, can only say that it has failed parlously Cleave.Daniel
  • Ah, Perpetua. This is Mark Darcy. Mark's a top barrister. He comes from Grafton Underwood. Perpetua's one of my work colleagues.Bridget
  • Message Jones. Mortified to have caused offense. Will avoid all non-P. C. overtones in future. Deeply apologetic. P. S. Like your tits in that top.Daniel
  • Ah, Natasha. This is Bridget Jones. Bridget, this is Natasha. Natasha is a top attorney and specializes in family law. Bridget is in advertising and used to play naked in my paddling pool.Mark
  • Uninhibited. Uncensored. Unmarried.
  • For anyone who's ever been set up, stood up or felt up.
  • All women keep score.. Only the great ones put it in writing.