Famous lines from Clerks II (2007)

The lines

19 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• Late that night.Randal

• I never wondered that.Elias

• Dude, The Transformers sucked.Randal

• I awoke from my sleep! Hearing!Jay

• Unknown! Voices! Laughing insane!Jay & Randal

• Randal. One ring to rule them all.Elias

• Your chicks are your left and right.Randal

• I've turned down chicks left and right!Elias

• I really don't wanna hear this, Randal.Elias

• Let me help you out of your chair, Grandma! Grandma!Randal

• Grandma what was it like?! To be on that holiday site!Jay

• You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal!Elias

• And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her.Randal

• The first of the fallen. The spoiler of virgins. The MASTER of abortions!.Randal

• No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.Randal

• Oh, no they didn't. They were more than meets the eye. They could beat the pants off Ranger Danger any day.Elias

• Nice shot. Well, see.. ạt Bible Camp, we made a flow chart. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!Elias

• Yeah, I'll lose sleep wondering whether you're right about that or not. Thought you weren't allowed to watch a lot of TV in your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.Randal

• Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren't really that blasphemous because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines and it's not a slight against God.Elias