Famous lines from Ed Wood (1995)
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You're a fruit?George Weiss
Is there a script?Ed Wood
You're not a fruit?George Weiss
You gotta be kidding me.George Weiss
Oh, you're not gonna make the movie?Ed Wood
Too constrictive! I can't even fold my arms.Bela Lugosi
So you think this qualifies you to direct my movie?George Weiss
Fuck, no. But there's a poster. It opens nine weeks in Tulsa.George Weiss
I'm Ed Wood, I'm here about directing the Christine Jorgensen picture.Ed Wood
No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.Ed
Can your heart stand the true facts of the shocking story.. of Edward D. Wood, Junior?Criswell
No, I'm all man. I even fought in W. W. Two. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.Ed
There's about 500 guys in this town that could say the same thing. On the phone you said you had some "special qualifications"?George Weiss
Mister Weiss.. I have never told anyone what I'm about to tell you. But I really want this job. I like to wear women's clothing.Ed
Yes. I know what it's like to live with a secret and worry what people are gonna think of you. My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.Ed
Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassier and panties. I wasn't afraid of being killed, but I was terrified of being wounded and having the medics discover my secret.Ed
Well Mr. Weiss, look no further, I'm your man. I work fast and I'm a deal. I write and direct. And I'm good. I just did a play in Hollywood and Victor Crowley himself praised its realism.Ed Wood
Well, a couple of things have changed. It ain't gonna be the Christine Jorgensen story no more. Goddamn Variety had to put the story before I got the rights. Now that bitch is asking for the sky.George Weiss