Famous lines from Happy Gilmore (1996)
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You hit that guy!Mover
And how would I do that?Happy
That's not possible, sir.McGavin
Happy, I didn't see it go in.Virginia
Do you always carry a puck with you?Virginia
He shouldn't have been standing there.Happy
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!Happy
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?Happy
Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?Mr. Larson
Well, moron, good for Happy Gilm- OH MY GOD!!!McGavin
Yeah. Holy shit. Talk about your all time backfires.Happy
Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent and self-discipline.Chubbs
I beg to differ, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.Mr. Larson
You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.McGavin
We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last.Announcer
Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass.Happy
Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball 400 yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour!Chubbs
You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got.Chubbs
I'll make you a bet. If you get this puck into that net, I'll never bother you again. But if you miss, you have to give me a big fat kiss. And you have to pretend you like it too.Happy
He doesn't play golf.. he destroys it.