Famous lines from Jackass Number Two (2006)

The lines

20 of 22 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• No shit!Bam Margera

• You crying?Johnny Knoxville

• You're nuts!Ryan Dunn

• Yeah, and get killed!Ryan Dunn

• 'Cause it was funny..Ryan Dunn

• But a sweet set of balls!Johnny Knoxville

• This is the Beehive Limo.Bam Margera

• You just have to stand there.Johnny Knoxville

• No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.Bam Margera

• Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt!Bam Margera

• You're going to have that for life!April Margera

• Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?April Margera

• I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it!April Margera

• And when they do get out, we got some marbles waiting for them.Johnny Knoxville

• It's just gonna be loud. It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.Johnny Knoxville

• Rad.. I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than to do that again. Goddamn!Bam Margera

• You gave me a hologram dick! There's three solid dicks, there's one half-assed one right here, and then you gave me a set of balls.Bam Margera

• The anaconda is the largest snake in the world. It feeds on large animals and can kill grown men within minutes. Wee-Man, probably in seconds.Manny Puig

• So the guys think they're coming here for a photo shoot, but little do they know we've got a shitload of bees we're gonna put through the sunroof and we've rigged the locks so they can't get out.Bam Margera

• Guess who just made number two?