Famous lines from Juno (2008)

The lines

19 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• Juno MacGuff.Juno

• Your name, please.Receptionist

• Yo, yo, yiggity yo.Leah

• I'm a suicide risk.Juno

• Only the one in my pants!Leah

• Hey, I'm here for the big show?Juno

• Well, you know where the lavatory is.Rollo

• It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?Tough Girl

• Well, fertile Myrtle, what's the prognosis? Minus or plus?Rollo

• Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.Rollo

• No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?Juno

• Well, well.. If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?Rollo

• Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.Rollo

• Silencio, old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go, pronto!Juno

• That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet.Rollo

• You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!Rollo

• I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign, so I remain unconvinced.Juno

• I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. I'll take some of these. Nope.. There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.Juno

• Welcome to Women Now, where women are trusted friends. Please put your hands where I can see them and surrender any bombs.Receptionist