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Famous lines from Kick-Ass (2010)

Type at least 3 letters, then select a film or show to see its famous lines.

The lines

20 of 24 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

  • A day.Todd
  • Can I get a puppy?Mindy
  • You wanna get a dog?Damon
  • Yeah, Todd. That's what I meant.Dave
  • Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.Dave
  • How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?Dave
  • No, it's not even hero. It's just fucking psycho.Marty
  • Yeah, what's with that? She has like no tits, at all.Marty
  • Oh, child. You always knock me for a loop. You know what?Damon
  • What, putting on a mask and helping people? How's that impossible?Dave
  • Yeah, a cuddly, fluffy one. And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.Mindy
  • Boy, I don't know. Probably 'cause it's fucking impossible, dipshit.Marty
  • So, have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?Damon
  • I'm just messing with you, Daddy. Look, I'd love a Benchmade Model 42 butterfly knife.Mindy
  • Dude, if anybody did it in real life, they'd get their ass kicked. They'd be dead in like a day.Marty
  • Yes, but he had all the expensive shit that doesn't exist. I thought you mean like, "How come nobody does it in real life?Todd
  • That's not superhero, though. How is that super? Super's like being stronger than everybody and flying and shit. That's just hero.Todd
  • Shut up. Kick Ass.
  • You are fucking awesome!
  • I can't fly, but I can kick your ass.