Famous lines from Lazer Team (2015)

The lines

20 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• Ahh! God!Zach

• Sorry, Sheriff.Woody

• Bye, Sheriff Half-Ass!Woody

• Stay where you are, Woody.Hagan

• Hey! You're going the wrong way.Hagan

• That's right. Mindy is my daughter.Hagan

• He ain't a Sheriff, Woody. He's a half-ass.Herman

• I should really get the brakes checked in this car.Hagan

• Well, well, look who it is. Woody, prep another one.Herman

• Seriously, dude, that hurts! Wait, Hagan? Mindy's name-.Zach

• Your face should be arrested. 'Cause your face is a whore!Zach

• You're lucky I'm not taking you in, kid. You should be arrested.Hagan

• No, Woody, prep another one. Look here, Officer. This here is private property.Herman

• You should really buckle up back there. I'd hate to have to give you a ticket for it.Hagan

• Look, don't worry about it. Mindy and I are just friends. I mean, I haven't even banged her yet.Zach

• Yeah, you only get to say that when it's your private property, Herman. Besides, you're breaking the law!Hagan

• Oh, that's why you're trippin' on me. Look, dude I get it. You don't like the idea of someone dating your daughter.Zach

• Wait, I know you. You're that guy that blew the championship game like 800 years ago! What does everyone call you? Has-Been Halfback? No, it's Half-Ass Hagan!Zach

• You know, kid, I raised my daughter to be a strong, independent woman, who's capable of making her own decisions. That being said, as her father, sometimes I disagree with those decisions.Hagan

• Mankind's Darkest Hour Needs Our Brightest Team.