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Famous lines from Machete (2010)

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The lines

20 of 25 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

  • What did it say?Osiris
  • Machete improvise.Machete
  • What type is that?Sartana
  • Machete don't text.Machete
  • Welcome to America.McLaughlin
  • Machete sent me a text.Booth
  • I'm not looking for "safe".Machete
  • I thought Machete don't text.Sartana
  • It's not safe for you to be here.Padre
  • "You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.Booth
  • We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us.Sartana
  • No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!Padre
  • I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!Padre
  • You're Machete's girl. I know, because you're his type.Torrez
  • I'd rather see that Mexican dance the Bolero at the end of a rope.Stillman
  • Well, there's a law and there's what's right. I'm going to do what's right.Sartana
  • Danny Trejo as Machete
  • Michelle Rodriguez as She
  • Lindsay Lohan as The Sister
  • Robert De Niro as The Senator