Famous lines from Major League (1990)

The lines

20 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• Who's Lou Brown?Charlie Donovan

• We'll shape him up.Lou

• Look at this fuckin' guy.Pepper

• Yeah, just can't field it.Charlie Donovan

• I was thinking of Lou Brown.Rachel Phelps

• What exactly is our team concept?Charlie Donovan

• What're you saying, you want us to lose?Charlie Donovan

• Still hits the ball pretty well, doesn't he?Lou

• Well, if I'm the G. M., who's gonna be the manager?Charlie Donovan

• Mrs. Phelps, you just can't up and move a team on a whim.Charlie Donovan

• I thought you said we didn't have any high-priced talent.Lou

• What do you mean? Some of these guys are furniture movers?Charlie Donovan

• No, we've been losing.. What I want is for us to finish dead last.Rachel Phelps

• The league will never let us leave Cleveland. We got a lease with the city.Charlie Donovan

• Forgot about Dorn, cause he's only high-priced. Picked him up as a free agent three years ago.Charlie Donovan

• That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Charlie: I want to put together a team that'll help us relocate to Miami.Rachel Phelps

• He's managed the Toledo Mud Hens of the International League for the last 30 years. I think he'll fit right into our team concept.Rachel Phelps

• The lease says we have the right to move if the attendance falls below 800,000 for the year; paragraph 40, line 17. If we play bad enough, we should be able to come in under that.Rachel Phelps

• A comedy with bats and balls.

• When these three oddballs try to play hardball, the result is totally screwball.