Famous lines from My Wife and Kids (2001)

The lines

20 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• No, silly!Kady

• Mmm, mmm, guppy!Michael

• .. the fish tank!Kady

• Are these yours or Junior's?Jay

• Have you ever heard of sushi?Junior (who's about to eat raw chicken)

• What does that look like to you?Jay

• Have you ever heard of salmonella?Michael

• No, it looks like mouse droppings.Jay

• I made you some chicken noodle soup.Kady

• No asking your grandfather for money.Michael

• I'll say it's chocolate-covered raisins.Michael

• I thought you were going shopping for towels.Michael

• Well, joke's on him, because I'm not wearing any.Tiara

• Be naked. I bet he won't shove it in that pocket.Michael

• No, but if she knows how to cook, invite her over?Junior

• Did you get this out of the toilet like the last time?Michael

• Junior's. I don't have pants with more than 38 pockets.Michael

• There's only one way to find out. Junior, come taste one of these.Michael

• Tiara, he put those mirrors on his shoes so he could look up at your panties.Jay (after Tiara compliments Junior's shoes)

• I can't stop him. He folds it up in his hand and shoves it in my pocket. What can I do?Junior