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Famous lines from Mystery Men (1999)

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The lines

19 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

  • Okay Father Doom.Captain Amazing
  • Death Man is dead.Vic
  • Then get.. the.. Death Man!Captain Amazing
  • Yeah, what was up with that?Mr. Furious
  • You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff.Shoveler
  • Casanova Frankenstein is locked up in a nut-house.Vic
  • "Used to. " That's the problem, Captain. "Used to.Vic
  • No, I can't! You couldn't, ah, use a rake sometimes?Blue Raja
  • Oh, oh I get it! So your shovel in his face is my fault?Blue Raja
  • I-I, I'm embarrassed about that. I thought it was a fork.Blue Raja
  • I think right now we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good.Vic the publicist
  • What are we gonna publicise, Roy? The fact that we get our butts kicked? A lot?The Shoveler
  • You're the master of cutlery. You couldn't throw a knife sometimes when someone's trying to kill me?Shoveler
  • Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing fifty years. Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron von Chaos got the chair.Vic
  • Well, maybe if you didn't smack me in the face with a shovel every time we went out, we'd have a few more victories to brag about.Mr. Furious
  • All right now, I'm sorry about that. I just have a tendency to lose my concentration when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end.Shoveler
  • Yeah you think so? 'Cause I was worried it was, um, I don't know.. PATHETIC! "Amazing triumphs at a nursing home"? That's great copy, Vic.Captain Amazing
  • Look, I'm a publicist, not a magician. You want big news, you have to have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain. And thanks to you, we've got none left.Vic
  • Casanova Frankenstein now there was a supervillain! You know, he just.. he's got those eyes, you know? I can't do it, but.. and that voice! Such pure evil! The battles we used to have extraordinary!Captain Amazing