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Famous lines from National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)

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The lines

18 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

  • Yes, Mr. Ed.Davenport
  • I don't know, sir.Davenport
  • It's a very long drive, Clark.Ellen
  • Dad, this is not the car you ordered.Rusty
  • You didn't order the, uh, Metallic Pea?Ed
  • I just thought it would be easier to fly.Ellen
  • I know what must have happened. It didn't come in.Ed
  • Let's not get into that again, sweetie pie. Please?Clark
  • Mr. Griswold ordered a blue Sports Wagon. Where is it?Ed
  • Lots of families fly, Clark. Especially cross-country.Ellen
  • Nothing that is worthwhile is easy, Ellen. We know that.Clark
  • Metallic Pea? No, Antarctic Blue! The Sports Wagon! This isn't even the right model!Clark
  • You know, Clark, it's not too late to fly out to California. We only have two weeks.Ellen
  • I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back, okay? I'm not falling for this bit. No way. Let's go, Russ.Clark
  • The idea of a family vacation is to be together as a family. On a plane, you put on earphones and you're lost in your own world.Clark
  • Take it easy, Russ. See, Ed, uh.. this is not the car I ordered. I distinctly ordered the, uh, Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C. B. and the optional rally fun pack.Clark
  • Ed, I'm not your ordinary everyday fool, okay? Now I'd like my Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon right now, and if you can't get it for me, I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. Where's my old car?Clark
  • Every summer, Chevy Chase takes his family on a little trip. This year, he went too far.