Famous lines from Superbad (2007)

The lines

17 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• Look at those nipples.Evan

• You're like Orson Welles.Evan

• Right, I didn't realize that.Evan

• They're like little baby toes.Seth

• Shauna? Shauna was 2 years ago now?Evan

• I guess so, but she was insanely hot.Evan

• Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?Seth

• Exactly, she was TOO hot, okay? That's what sucks!Seth

• Yeah, well.. least you got to suck on your dad's dick.Evan

• I am TRULY jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.Seth

• Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going IN, which is a huge concern.Seth

• You know it's been like two years since I've seen an actual human female nipple?Seth

• How can that possibly suck? I'd be psyched if I gotten with her. You got like two dozen handjobs.Evan

• You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.Seth

• Yes, and 3/4 of a blowjob, but who's counting, Evan? Look, it was the peak of my ass-getting career and it happened WAY, way too early.Seth

• You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean, that could be any number of things, right? Perfect Ten? I mean, it could be a bowling site.Evan

• Exactly! If I had paced myself, I'd be having at least steady sex with a decent looking girl. I honestly see now why Orson Welles ate his fat ass to death!Seth