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Famous lines from The Birdcage (1996)

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20 of 22 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

  • I know.Agador
  • What tone?Armand
  • Your what?Armand
  • I see.. I see.Albert
  • Oh, you bastard!Albert
  • I made you short?Armand
  • You're not a woman.Armand
  • It's just for tonight.Val
  • Don't use that tone to me!Albert
  • My God, what a brilliant idea!Armand
  • You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.Armand
  • I understand, it's just while people are here.Albert
  • It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.Agador
  • Why are you giving him drugs? What the hell are Pirin tablets?Armand
  • Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?Agador
  • Val's fiancée is coming tonight with her parents, and we thought.. we thought it would be better if you weren't here.Armand
  • That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.Albert
  • My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?Agador
  • Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!Albert
  • Maybe it is too much to introduce me as his mother on the first visit. Could you tell him I was a relative who dropped in? Val's uncle, Uncle Al!Albert