Famous lines from The Cable Guy (1996)

The lines

20 of 26 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• Um.. Yeah.Steven

• Just forget it.Steven

• That is so nice!Steven

• What are you doing?Steven

• You ruined the game.Steven

• You mean illegal cable?Chip

• I'm just talking trash.Chip

• Sounds like heart break to me.Chip

• Call it one guy doing another guy a solid.Chip

• You're right. That's incredibly insightful.Steven

• Who told you that? What is his name? I want it.Chip

• I know. It was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show.Chip

• No, please, that was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it.Steven

• Well, I really don't want to discuss it with you. Could you just install my cable please? I'm gonna go get dressed.Steven

• Well you're a nice guy! You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.Chip

• Suit yourself. No sweat off my sac. Oh by the way, you might wanna put on a bathing suit 'cause you'll be channel surfing in no time!Chip

• I have this friend and he gave his cable guy $50 and then he got all the movie channels for free. You ever hear of anything like that?Steven

• I'm just jerking your chain! Ha ha ha. The look on your face! Ha ha, you are too easy! Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.Chip

• You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correction facility!Chip

• He’s a real live wire