Famous lines from The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977)

The lines

19 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• What are you saying?The Architect

• Fish for dinner last night?1st guest

• Whose reality, yours or mine?The Architect

• CHRIST! Did a cow shit in here?3rd guest

• My reality AND yours, that's whose!The Nurse

• Well, I wouldn't. I'm no ding-a-ling.Guard #2

• Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!The Nurse

• Leave her.. come back to Montana with me.The Nurse

• I could no sooner run away from her than myself.The Architect

• I could no sooner run away from her than myself!The Architect

• I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!The Nurse

• Guard #2 is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang!Voiceover

• Guard #2, if I were asleep, and you were my alarm clock, how would you wake me up in the morning?Game Show Host

• Guard #1, you are out on your first date. It is too late to see a movie. What do you propose to do?Game Show Host

• Guard #1 is a senior on Klahn's mountain and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well!Voiceover

• Traveling comes naturally to Guard #3, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!Voiceover

• Well, uh, first, we walk along the beach in the moonlight. Then, I'll play love songs on my guitar. And the next morning..Guard #1

• What is important is that my guards have accepted bribes and failed in their duties! Now, they must prove themselves worthy to remain among us! Let us meet our guards!Dr. Klahn

• If you were thrilled by "The Towering Inferno," if you were terrified by "Earthquake," Then you will be SCARED SHITLESS at the Samuel L. Bronkowitz production of "That's Armageddon!