Famous lines from The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

The lines

18 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• How'd you find us?Mitch Henessey

• What are you, a Mormon?Samantha Caine

• That's a duck, not a dick.Mitch Henessey

• What the hell are you doing?Charly Baltimore

• This ain't no ham on rye, pal.Mitch Henessey

• Stay quiet, and drop the rifle.Nathan Waldman

• Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Samantha Caine

• What? So now you're a sharp shooter?Samantha Caine

• It makes a bulge! People will see it.Samantha Caine

• Tell me, do you always curse this much?Mitch Henessey

• Hey, honey, this is a real big fucking gun.Gunman

• Yeah! What's the weather like on your planet?Mitch Henessey

• Tell me, old man, how many of those things you got?Mitch Henessey

• I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.Mitch Henessey

• Why don't you just go away and come back at midnight. Shoo!Charly Baltimore

• Put the car keys in my left pocket. Gun in the right hand side.Mitch Henessey

• You want me to put it into my pants and shoot my damn dick off?Mitch Henessey

• Three: one shoulder, one hip, and one right here next to Mr. Wally, where most pat-downs never reveal it, as an agent's often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?Nathan Waldman