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Famous lines from The Muppet Movie (1980)

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  • Uh, Yeah?Kermit the Frog
  • Thank you.Bernie the Agent
  • I'm Statler.Statler
  • That's right.Kermit the Frog
  • Private screening?Statler
  • I will. Alligators?!Bernie the Agent
  • Did you say "alligators"?Bernie the Agent
  • Have you tried Hare Krishna?Kermit the Frog
  • Read my lips "Al-li-ga-tors".Kermit the Frog
  • No. No, I mean, I'm really lost.Bernie the Agent
  • Just watch out for the alligators.Kermit the Frog
  • Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.Waldorf
  • HELP! HELLO! THIS IS A SERIOUS CALL FOR HELP!Bernie the Agent
  • I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle "The Muppet Movie".Waldorf
  • Gentlemen, that's straight ahead. Private screening room D.Gate Guard
  • With that tongue? No way! But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.Kermit the Frog
  • SOMEONE? HELP! Oh, You, you with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction!Bernie the Agent
  • It's just that I'm not used to alligators where I come from. See, I'm an agent. I winged in from Hollywood.Bernie the Agent
  • Oh, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but, I have to get out of this swamp. I have to catch a plane.Bernie the Agent
  • Uh, one second. Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.Kermit the Frog