Famous lines from The Wedding Singer (1998)

The lines

19 lines. Famous lines like these turn up in the daily game.

• You're a moron!Mr. Veltri

• He's drunk as shit.Groomsman

• The Best Man, everybody.Robbie

• Do you have any experience?Mr. Simms

• She wasn't the right one, I guess.Robbie

• May I ask what happened with Linda?Julia

• Okay, how 'bout that! Yeah, terrific.Robbie

• The best man, the better man! Aooooooow!Dave

• I'm a person too, Pop, goddammit! I'm a person too!Dave

• Not at all. I think it's the little things that count.Julia

• Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one when you were together?Julia

• Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to share your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.Father of the Bride

• Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire, you understand me?Robbie

• Well, I have a microphone and you don't, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!Robbie

• Uh, hey. We've all done crazy things in our life, so.. He's playing the guitar now, isn't that great? You're doin' good.Robbie

• Yeah, sounds good? That's cause I'm the best guitar player in the wooorld! Yeaah! Self taught, no lessons. Thank you very much, Pop! They'll be divorced in a year!Dave

• But, uh, little newsflash, Pop: Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puerto Rico, we picked up those two, uh.. I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember payin'.Dave

• He's gonna party like it's 1985.

• Before the internet, before cell phones, before roller-blades, there was a time.. 1985. Don't pretend you don't remember.